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Jun. 19th, 2006

12:19 pm - Argh. Make it stop!

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I was really going to read all of your ljs today. I was. No, really. But when i got to imbrium8, my soon to be neighbor's, recent post, i wasted the morning reading this chick's user info and other posts, particularly this one.

I think i ruptured my funny bone.

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From:luvcraft
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
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You OBVIOUSLY weren't a drow-furry-goddess-princess in a past life.... You just wouldn't understand...

As for me... it's obvious to anyone looking at my aura that I was a half-Mithra-half-dragon in my past life... and Squaresoft totally somehow read my spiritual knowledge when they made FFXI (BEST GAME EVAR CUZ U CAN BE MITHRA!!11!!!!1!)... If I went to Japan and went to Squaresoft they'd know who I was and be all "oh! you're that half-Mithra-half-dragon who appeared to us in our dreams and told us to make this game! Have some Pocky!... And I'd be all serene and say something like "myflyls whibookuj bnifly qyyndlose"... which is a blessing in the tongue of my ancient peoples but it can't be translated because it's better than anything you can say in American words...
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From:elegantelbow
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
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The most important question here is this:

Would the Pocky be chocolate or strawberry?
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From:luvcraft
Date:June 19th, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)
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It would be the special "moonberry" Pocky... that is kept secret... because when you eat it... you see through the veil of tears... to the true goddess world... and bask in her power... but if you are a mere mortal you die...
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From:elegantelbow
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
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How on earth do you read that stuff? It makes my eyes cross.
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From:_wirehead_
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
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yeah, i was going to say that if she made it through more than the one entire post of that, she's a better man than i... i tried to read her userinfo and about three paragraphs in, my brain threatened to liquify if i didn't stop...
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From:ilcylic
Date:June 19th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)
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What I find more amazing is that almost 200 people have her friended.

Amazing, and slightly insulting.

-Ogre
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From:elegantelbow
Date:June 19th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
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You wouldn't want those ~200 folks commenting in your journal -- it would be nauseous.
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From:pir
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
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On Top Of Everything Else She Seems To Have Issues With Capitalisation.
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From:_wirehead_
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
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*adore*
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:June 20th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
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Yeah, i think that was the whole crux of the original set of mockings by imbrium8 et al. Near as i can figure, she Posted That Way in a community and someone told her it was hard to read and then she (and so-called Prince Charming too) defended it to the teeth.
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From:imbrium8
Date:June 20th, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
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Nah, I'd come across her a year or so before the Posting Like This And Then Claiming She Was Following In The Footsteps Of Benjamin Franklin incident.

I ran across her here on Fandom Wank, in 2004, when someone posted a link to her original eLJay bio.
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:June 20th, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)
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Yeah, i saw that bio. I just can't believe people like this exist.
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From:endon_neu
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
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'Swounds! Where do these people come from...and more importantly, when do they go away again? ;P
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From:_wirehead_
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
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aren't you glad we have the internet? without it, we might have remained blissfully ignorant of her existence.
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From:alan_ie
Date:June 19th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
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AMERICA! is the answer to question one {most of the time} {sorry ferrousoxide }
the second unfortunatly i do not know, possibly when they implement some sort of culling of those who confuse reality/fantisy
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From:_wirehead_
Date:June 19th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
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o_O;;;

that post kind of made my brain try to crawl out my ears.

Breffni's, too.
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From:elegantelbow
Date:June 19th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
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Ack! Breffni's brain tried to crawl out of your ears! Yikes!
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From:wookie_x
Date:June 19th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
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Um.....Damn.
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From:imbrium8
Date:June 19th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
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Yay! I'm helping!
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From:rainswolf
Date:June 19th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
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Funny! I wonder if she's real or (satirical?)
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From:nodis
Date:June 19th, 2006 08:17 pm (UTC)
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*LOL* you are sooooo foriven for not reading lj !!!
Thanks for sharing !
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From:faelad
Date:June 19th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)

my favorite bits...

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"I Also Have A Powerful Affinity For Vampires And Ghosts {Especially Spectral Maidens/Ladies} They Seem To Actually Seek Me Out!"

"And Last, But Never Least, I *KNOW* That I'm Elven.......Something About The Elvish Languages And Culture Totally Captures Me! I Am Obsessed With Tolkien And Convinced That There's More Fact Than Fiction In His Works!"

"I Was Born With Natural *Elf Ears* {Pointed} But Had Them Surgically Altered To Look More *Normal* When I Was Around 9 Years Old....... Now Of Course, I Wish To Goddess That I Hadn't Done That!"

Some people are watching their own private movies all the time, I guess.


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From:luvcraft
Date:June 19th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)

Re: my favorite bits...

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Some people are watching their own private movies all the time, I guess.

What an incredibly polite turn of phrase. :)X
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From:phaedrine
Date:June 19th, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC)
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*cries*

I remember her from the bpal boards. Scary, scary stuff. Makes me want to find my beatin' stick.
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From:gorey_ballerina
Date:June 19th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
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*dies laughing*

Even though I'm not studying clinical psychology, my eyes are bleeding from the underlying message in that post, which is:

"I AM SPECIAL, DAMNIT! I'M PRETTY AND TALENTED AND OH-SO-VERY-VERY-SPECIAL!!!!!!!!"

I don't think she realizes that she is not, in fact, a special and unique snowflake. ;)
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From:ickle_tayto
Date:June 19th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
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tee hee hee..

this will keep me entertained in work tomorrow..
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From:tearsofzorro
Date:June 19th, 2006 11:10 pm (UTC)
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This sounds like a job for insanityreviews - they could have so much fun with this one.

I feel sick after reading that entry. Well, not fully sick, but the words just float in front of me, void of meaning. Ew.
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From:tearsofzorro
Date:June 19th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
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Furthermore:

One Theory My Coven Sisters And I Have Is That It's So They Can Find Me And Recognize Me In Each Life.......And Another Is That I Retained My Colouring/Looks And My Voice From When My Soul Began As A Vila/Gwragedd Annwn.......

I just start thinking of this.
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From:darkneuro
Date:June 20th, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
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Just as an aside, I Think That Rose Needs to Get a Life and Start Learning How To Capitalize Properly.
She's way too self-absorbed to be a performing member of the human race. I vote for extermination. Therapy would do nothing.
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