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Strange experience OTD - 1370°C

Oct. 23rd, 2006

01:54 pm - Strange experience OTD

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I'm not sure if you're familiar with the phenomenon of college students who are employed by some company or other to sell magazine subscriptions door-to-door. It seems that the deal is if they earn a certain number of points (each magazine is worth a different amount of points--whether that's based on the price of the subscription or some other factor, i'm not sure) they get some amount of money to put towards books and things. Usually, these kids are pretty annoying and more than a bit pushy.

Today, one of these enterprising young 'ens knocked on my door. The kid was a born salesman. He had a really good pitch, complete with some silly jokes and other nonsense that actually made me listen to his spiel rather than just tell him right off that i wasn't interested. Of course, since i really only read Harpers and The Atlantic, he didn't have any magazines on his list in which i was interested. This did not deter him. He had a back-up prepared--that i could purchase a subscription to a child's magazine to be donated to one of the local hospitals. I was sold, but he didn't have the capability to take credit card numbers. I don't have checks, and amn't in the habit of carrying cash, so he was out of luck. But honestly, i'd have forked over the money to spring for a copy of some kiddie science mag if i'd could have. This is a pretty big deal, as i'm usually the sort to be rudely polite to people disturbing my life by trying to sell me things unsolicited (the last one of these types i spoke with i told that our apartments had a non-solicitation policy and that someone was sure to report him if he didn't stop knocking on doors in the complex).

Then, he asked if i had a cigarette. I told him i had a few cloves, he'd never heard of them. I happily gave him one and said that i didn't think i had a lighter handy. He said that he did have one, pulled two out of his pocket and *gave* me one despite my protests. As he was leaving, he asked me to be sure to tell my neighbors, who had bought a subscription, that they were cool.

When he'd gone, i reflected on the completely shit nature of such a job and wished i'd recommended that he see Office Space, for the part where Orlando Jones pretends to be a recovering crack addict to sell more magazines.

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From:imbrium8
Date:October 23rd, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
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Now I almost feel bad for (more or less politely) telling him to go away.

On the other hand, I don't want any magazines, and more importantly, didn't need to furhter distract myself from this damn paper with a spiel about magazines.
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From:love_is_syn
Date:October 23rd, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
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neat

counds like a fun dream

*hugs*

Joy

he'll See you again too you know
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:October 24th, 2006 02:42 am (UTC)
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Well, it was a dream in the sense that i was completely awake and it was surreal ;)
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From:love_is_syn
Date:October 24th, 2006 09:42 am (UTC)
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yeah

and here I am answering every thing that talks to me and mearly loseing myself with being Seen

v_v

but I am happy

I think

xoxo
Joy
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From:gothaminserenia
Date:October 25th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
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College students selling magazines? Sheesh, must be a light curriculum.

I've heard of high school students selling mags. I haven't had a magazine subscription in years. I never have time to read them, and all that paper just piles up in a corner; it seems like such a waste.
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