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May. 30th, 2005

07:05 am - just say no...

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for those of you who don't follow tmi_chix, i had to repost this:

a dry crack is a happy crack?

ahem. i hope the marketing "genius" who came up with this is eating caviar off of tables made from the heads of endangered animals and drinking champagne from the belly buttons of supermodels.

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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC)
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Damn you! I was going to post that, too. haha.
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
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omg! it gets better. they sell merchandise.
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:21 pm (UTC)
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not *just* merchandise. thongs. i think i'm going to die laughing.
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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
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Whoa what? I thought it was a legitimate business with stupid advertising.. WTF?!
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
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well, it does seem to be a legit business. they've just really, really embraced thier stupid adverts.
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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:May 29th, 2005 11:57 pm (UTC)
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Wow.
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From:gorey_ballerina
Date:May 30th, 2005 06:57 am (UTC)
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Right after I moved to St. Louis, I saw that advertisement on the side of a BUS. Q and I were nearly caused a car wreck, because we both sat, stunned, staring at the bus as it merrily zoomed away, with "A dry crack is a happy crack!" written brightly on its side.

It made me wonder "what the hell kind of place did I just move to?!?!?!?"
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 6th, 2005 08:46 am (UTC)

Mr. Happy Crack says.....

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Dear Gorey Ballerina (if that is your real name)........

While this missive is a bit late, we wanted to thank you for the, um, interesting words regarding our famed mascot Mr. Happy Crack.

And because we are shameless media whores, we would be delighted to reciprocate by sending you a limited edition (and oh-so desirable) Mr. Happy Crack tshirt at no charge.

Please provide a, um, size and fashion nirvana can be yours.

Regards,
Sidney Crackstein, Agent/Bodyguard for Mr. Happy Crack
sidney@thecrackteam.com

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