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Jul. 8th, 2005

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do you all remember when i posted the "A Dry Crack is a Happy Crack" sign? well, i got this today (and i believe that gorey_ballerina got one as well:

Dear Ferrousoxide (if that is your real name):

We wanted to thank you for the nice words regarding our ad campaign. We would also be delighted (and dare I say, honored) to reciprocate by sending you a free Mr. Happy Crack apparel item at no charge.

And for clarity's sake, I no longer eat caviar off tables made from the heads of endangered animals nor do I drink champagne from the belly buttons of super models.

I do however eat caviar from the bellybuttons of supermodels, preferably from Iceland and/or the Soviet Bloc. The caviar I mean, not the supermodels. And I do drink champagne from the heads of endangered animals but only to impress guests when I entertain them at my palatial Crack House.

Crackily Yours,
Bob Kodner, Chairman of the Bored, The Crack Team (and all its global subidiaries)
bkodner@thecrackteam.com

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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:July 7th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
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Dammit! I should have made a longer post, maybe I'd have gotten a "dry crack" thong.

You should post this to tmi_chix
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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:July 7th, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)
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You know what, since I clicked your link I realized that I start a lot of comments with some form of the word "dammit."

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From:ferrousoxide
Date:July 7th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
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it's so got to be a thong! ;)
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 25th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)

Mr. Happy Crack

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Suzy, ya got yourself a thong. Email orders@mrhappycrack.com and thongy goodness can be yours.

Refer to this post and we'll take it from there.


-MHC
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From:suzy_hendrix
Date:July 25th, 2005 05:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Mr. Happy Crack

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Haha! Awesome!
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From:gorey_ballerina
Date:July 7th, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I got one, too. I'm not sure if I'm even going to comment back, though. I'm not sure what I'd even DO with a "A dry crack is a happy crack" apparel item... :/
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 26th, 2005 05:43 am (UTC)

Mr. Happy Crack

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Don't you read the fashion magazines??? Mr. Happy Crack apparel is "the new black" (at least according to Teen People. Or was it Mad Magazine? I forget). The question should be what WOULDN'T you do with Mr. Happy Crack apparel?

Besides, um, Suzy got a free thong and are you gonna let Suzy out-class you in the fashionista department? Think about it.

-Sidney Crackstein, Agent/Bodyguard for Mr. Happy Crack
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From:luvcraft
Date:July 8th, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
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crack whore.
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