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Jul. 20th, 2005

01:43 am - delightfully awful

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nicked from moonsail and this web site.

my new favorite bad joke, which i'm hoping zevhonith specifically will appreciate:

Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus." The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?" Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

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From:zevhonith
Date:July 19th, 2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
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Ha! Brilliant. :)
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From:ilcylic
Date:July 19th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
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Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.

The first slept on a deer skin.

The second slept on a bear skin.

The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.

All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.

This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

-Ogre
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From:ferrousoxide
Date:July 19th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
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yar. that's the one moonsail posted. truly terrible ;)
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