wow! - 1370°C
Jul. 8th, 2005
01:06 am - wow!
do you all remember when i posted the "A Dry Crack is a Happy Crack" sign? well, i got this today (and i believe that gorey_ballerina got one as well:
Dear Ferrousoxide (if that is your real name):
We wanted to thank you for the nice words regarding our ad campaign. We would also be delighted (and dare I say, honored) to reciprocate by sending you a free Mr. Happy Crack apparel item at no charge.
And for clarity's sake, I no longer eat caviar off tables made from the heads of endangered animals nor do I drink champagne from the belly buttons of super models.
I do however eat caviar from the bellybuttons of supermodels, preferably from Iceland and/or the Soviet Bloc. The caviar I mean, not the supermodels. And I do drink champagne from the heads of endangered animals but only to impress guests when I entertain them at my palatial Crack House.
Bob Kodner, Chairman of the Bored, The Crack Team (and all its global subidiaries)