dearest hair, if i promise that i will refrain dyeing you until i've… - 1370°C
Sep. 8th, 2005
if i promise that i will refrain dyeing you until i've had a chance to let you grow/get you significantly cut, will you promise to latch onto the new hair dye and actually keep it around for a bit? the last *permanent* dye i used lasted all of 4 days before you gave it leave to depart and left my head looking a bit like the inside of an oxidised avacado. it's nice and black at the moment, let's keep it that way till it grows out, and i'll stop punishing you for half a year or so, k? also, it would be nice if i *couldn't* knit puppies from the amount of hair that comes out in the shower, but that's a matter for another letter.
in other news, damn you suzy_hendrix! now i'm totally addicted to the Best of Craig's List. i can't stop reading it.
context free: "sure, i exaggerate, but so does everyone. 'if i've told you once, i've told you a thousand times' wouldn't sound nearly so good if one said 'if i've told you once, i've told you five and a half times.'"